Demand Performance (a double album - 118 minutes
of story & song)
Physical CD price: €12 plus shipping from Ireland. Please contact Tom for full cost.
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Over the years, I have had many requests for ‘the stories’ with which I introduce/accompany/interrupt much of my stage repertoire. I have tended to resist these blandishments; on the grounds that stories do not bear the same repeated listening, more easily borne by songs. This album is a capitulation to the desires of those supplicants. I accept responsibility for it … but with considerable trepidation! Thus the first CD comprises seven tracks (recorded at live performances at Mystic Seaport & Northwest Seaport) including their lengthy introductions. The second CD (recorded in studio) is a selection of some of my favorite songs that haven't yet made it onto any of my recordings.
Click on
to listen to a sample of the song. Click on the song
title to see the lyrics.
CD One (LIVE) -
All Tracks Have Extensive Introductions/Interruptions
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Last
Shanty - Tom Lewis
The first time this was
sung at the Annual Mystic Seaport Festival; was by my dear
friends Johnny Collins and Jim Mageean. They made me
famous … well … they made the song quite popular, amongst
a very small percentage of humanity. I can never thank
them enough! -
If I Had A Boat -
Lyle Lovett
Competition
is fierce, for any song which can be, even vaguely,
defined as a ‘sea-shanty’. Lyle Lovett will
never get rich on the paltry royalties which my
performances and recordings will bring to him. I do
know, however, that he is aware of my use of his
iconic song; ‘though I don’t know if he realises what
I have done to it. Thanks, Lyle! -
Bully
In The Alley - Traditional
I
really did have this conversation with Stan; which I
regard as privilege, granted to few. Stan Hugill …
where would we be without him? -
The East Indiaman - Traditional
From
the singing (of course
… once again) of Johnny Collins; who credited Keith
Kendrick’s research into the pamphlet: SINGING
TOGETHER - BBC Broadcasts to Schools.

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One
Big Ocean - Tom Lewis
A lesson – to me, at
least - in the evolution of a song; from the almost
forgotten, initial experience; to the ‘light-bulb
moment’. One of the strings to the bow of the
lowly-paid folksinger, is working in schools; often
Primary/Elementary Schools. These gigs can be the most
intimidating, but also – if you’re lucky –
occasionally, the most rewarding, on those occasions
when you become aware that one of the youngsters ‘gets
it’. To be involved with a bright young mind; in a
moment of discovery; is priceless! I cannot; at this
remove; remember the school, but I do remember that my
‘light-bulb moment’ was at Cornell University, in
Ithaca, New York. -
All At Sea - Tom
Lewis
It
would be too disparaging to refer to any of the
wonderful gentlemen, around whom this song is
constructed, as ‘wannabe’ sailors. They were all;
almost without exception; enthusiastic dreamers. It
was my great privilege to meet every one of them. It
is always a thrill – on the rare occasions it
happens – to have a songwriter one admires, pick up
a song you have written. Mick Ryan has recorded
this, and his playing partner: Paul Downes includes
it in his ‘solo repertoire’. Praise, indeed! -
Bunts
- Tom Lewis
Bunts … ah, yes …
Bunts. A loveable little rogue, with a self-image far in excess of his quite diminutive stature, or his total lack of pedigree. Nowadays some of his care (treatment?) would, probably, be regarded as abuse; ‘though he was universally revered, and cared for in the same manner as any other messmate or shipmate. Whilst he was exercised as much and as often as practicable, and apparently quite healthy; it was probably the fault of Striker’s crew that he was an ‘old sot’! He never refused any offering of either beer or grog, but his perpetually genial demeanour, and the appreciative welcome he received at every turn made us all feel that he was living a happy life.
Whilst the story of the dog’s court-martial is essentially as it happened, I have always reproved myself for not checking the local papers on the following days. There were certainly enough media people at ‘the scene of the crime’, to report something!!! True to the traditional life of a sailor; we – and Bunts – departed the vicinity before any possibility of ‘blow-back’ might arrive …in the form of puppies.
(Note … A rating of the Communications Branch would be a Signals Rating: a ‘Signaller’. In real life he would be referred to as: a ‘Bunting Tosser’; and addressed as: ‘Bunts’!)
CD Two (STUDIO)
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Collier Brig -
Traditional One of Bob Roberts’
‘signature’ songs; I originally
learned this from Johnny Collins, whilst we were both stationed in Singapore.I was privileged to get to know, in a small way, (Captain of the sprits’l barge: Cambrian) Bob Roberts; during his retirement on the Isle of Wight. His singing of this song, would occasion many a long and humorous story. Our canal-boat meanderings, one day found us in Keadby (North Lincolnshire). Nothing to report!
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Clancy of The Overflow
- Andrew Barton 'Banjo' Patterson/Tony Latimer
Our old, Australian friend: Tony Latimer – along with his
intrepid ‘first-mate’: Patsy – is sailing the wooden
schooner he designed and built: FORBES & CAMERON; on
an endless adventure. Before they left Canada, Tony
recorded this ‘Banjo’ Patterson poem, to his own melody.
It isn’t piracy, if I pay him royalties! -
Princes In The Line
- Tom Lewis Having been incensed by
statistics published in Michael Moore's film: Fahrenheit
9/11; I noted the paucity of the surnames: 'Blair' and
'Bush', in the (illegal) invasion of Iraq. Nearly all
modern conflicts are ‘Capitalist Wars’. At least in days
of yore, the interested parties fought personally; or
had their offspring do so. It’s called: ‘having skin in
the game’. -
Free In
The Harbour - Stan Rogers At the time, I
doubt Stan was contemplating the global environment....
just the irony. Stan’s Mum and Dad (Al and Val/’Chick’
Rogers) regaled me with the background of this song; over
a good deal of gin-and-tonic … whilst playing bridge. The
juxtaposition of two, weirdly different aspects of ‘the
oil industry’, is ironic. -
Reach For
The Gin - Mike Sparks Mike was a
wonderful songwriter with a wicked sense of humour! He
accurately skewers ‘weekend sailors’ in this ditty. Good
folks that they are, those weekend sailors are quick to
laugh at themselves, and join the chorus. -
Throw Out The
Lifeline - Reverend Edward Smith Ufford For
whatever reason, my mother had a copy of Moody &
Sankey’s hymnal of songs for a Seamen’s Bethel. My singing
compatriots and I - in LONG FELT WANT (R.I.P.) – were
‘wont’ to substitute beer-mats for lifelines. Audiences
would return them to us, with vigour! -
Eddie Baker – John
Kirkpatrick I first heard this song -
written after reading a newspaper account of a mishap with
a local tractor – when John was the guest artist at the
Black Dog Folk Club, in Havant, circa 1969. John claimed
that this song originated from a story in a newspaper.
Somewhere around, I still have the cartoon-strip lyrics;
which John would sell at his gigs. -
Tiffy Song – Tom
Lewis I was a tiffy – the
vernacular for an artificer – someone who not only makes
things, but makes the tools required so to do. Cyril
Tawney and I were both ‘tiffies’. He was an Electrical
Artificer; whilst I was an Engineering (Outside Trades)
Artificer. Tiffies were much revered by lower forms of
naval life!!! (W. Shakespeare. King John. Act 4, Scene 2.) -
Idlers & Skivers –
Keith Marsden Having; from a very early
age; taken an interest in politics, I now find myself
disenchanted with the results of our democratic system.
Our ruling class are quick to decry the ‘politics of envy’
… distaining to pronounce upon the ‘politics of greed and
entitlement’.
Trip Through
Holyhead – Kieran Halpin Kieran chose to
set this haunting ballad in 1953 “Fifty-three, and the
factory’s closing … ”. That is the year my own mother
resettled my sister and me, from Belfast to Gloucester.
(She was following yet another worthless man!)-
The Minstrel – Alan
Bell A meeting, and conversation, Alan
Bell had with Sam Sherry – the last performing member of
‘The Five Sherry Brothers’ – was the inception of this
paean to troubadours … always and everywhere. Farewell
Alan!